speaking in tongues

Tagal na rin kaming di nagti-text ni Peky. And when we do (pag nasa mood siya), talagang walang pakundangan ang aming paninirang-puri sa mga bagay-bagay at nilalang na hindi na binibigyang puwang ng mundo.

Kinopya ko lang ang conversation na ‘to sa blog ni Peky. Buwaha. Kakatawa. Marami pa tayong pinag-usapan di ba Peks? Si Sir Velasco, si Kaktus… *enter Exorcist music*

peks: da hwangjini wil palit jumong b?
bebs: yes it wil. its d marimar dat is hataw n d ratings nw
peks: oh in fairnez. I’m aliw wd marimar. da ending of walang kapalit, v.keso
bebs: wat hapend? its bokya kc. dnt watch. i nuod marimar 2 wen i hav tym
peks: oh. da jodi sta.maria-lacson suicided her charctr. when she talon frm da bldg, da chroma v.halata!
bebs: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

peks: yuh. Bsta keso. lyk da writers started havng pot sessions as da series was going on.
bebs: bwaha. hw bout d writers of anghelita? ol drugs dey tira.
peks: BWAHAHAHA ohyes. Da writers in anghelita thnk dey are in da langit na!
bebs: grbe. dey r ok p naman sana at 1st. den dey mulawin and encantadia themslvs!
peks: yah wd da blond wig and goth pananamit and da v.peke costume of ian veneracion. They r tryng to tapat da magic op okey kokey kase
bebs: whatevr. i dnt even feel da spirit of julie vega in dat series
peks: oh no mor julie vega. She is cursing dem frm heaven.
bebs: bwakhahak. she wil lipad herslf using ian veneracion’s mulawin pakpak
peks: wahaha dat pakpak a leftovr of mulawin,da GMA recyclng their costumes

bebs: My gawd. jodi sta.maria a jung da bin hrslf! jus a difrent maner
peks: oh i’m stil sad for dat cat nw. She jumpd frm da attic bcos her karir going up in smoke.
bebs: i thnk wendy shud pakamatay 2
peks: i think so too. If wendy wil not pakamatay i wil push her frm da ELJ bldg nlng
bebs: oh,both of us wil. lets tali a cloth n her leeg den lets 2lak her.
peks: U knw i saw wendy in person n. bebs,u r a diyos tlga compared 2 hr. D naman mganda balat or fez or hair. Just da boobs
bebs: Rily? my gawd! im flaterd,alrdy a tunaw. dat wendy am sur was a cockroach n d past lyf.
peks: nt evn cockroach, a maggot maybe. Oh i hate her. dnt undrstand y da VPs of ABS love her so. S’why she has her own show
peks: Oh cmownst,wendy s dyogi’s bata. dyogi s malakas 2 d mgt. instead of wastng money n wendy, y nt taas nlang d swldo of abs employees.
peks: ohyes plz..taas our sweldo nlng..Dat stupid wendy. see,we shud tulak her frm da ELJ rooftop for the benefit of ABS employees

bebs: btw da new myx vjs vry taaaaaaae
peks: wahaha i dnt evn knw who won da VJ search am jst glad it’s nt [tooooot insert name here]
bebs: argh. evry1 horble.
peks: what abt dat diane elise. ruining Chicago’s ‘You’re The Inspiratn’ nw
bebs: My gawd! dat diane elise balandra-ing her bilboard in edsa! ebak she is.
peks: i knw ryt! i hope a bagyo comes and makes bgsak her billboard!
bebs: wyl she’s walkng and it bgsaks on her

At ang sumunod na biktima ay si Palengkator. Time cheeeeeeeeek! (Hoi, Palengkates, asan ka na? Ayokong isipin na nilunod ka na ng baha sa Malabon… Waaaaaaaaah.)

8 thoughts on “speaking in tongues

  1. SINO SI PARANGGAGO? leo valencia isdatchu? para ka talagang gago! you don’t know who diane elise is?!

    WAG MO NA ALAMIN. BWAHAHAKHAKHAK!

    hey bebs! v. copy-pasting!!! that was mahirap to type yannow! labor!

  2. buwhahahha.. ey peky, life’s unfair.. e, alipin ka nga di ba. besides, ikaw ang secretary ng bayan, kaya ok na yun. buwahhahah

    oh yeah, this shitzu, not knowing who diane elise is. don’t bother. not sikat.

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