“I tried to be monogamous with you.”
A friend’s boyfriend, during a heart-to-heart talk after their break-up.
“Let’s just pray that the audience is kind…”
Robbie Tan, to a Cinemalaya Director, whose film wasn’t really well-made.
“To avoid damaged on your hair, below 18 years old is not allowed to relax.”
A note posted on an Index Salon branch.
“Excuse me boss. You have a text message”
Philippines’ most popular message tone.